My Award Winning Romantic Comedy
Republished on Dec. 2
NEW COVER
NEW TITLE
NEW AUTHOR NAME
Cover Illustrator & Designer
Same book...different look
Miss Adventure was formerly...
And now...
the hero and heroine of
Miss Adventure, Jack and Lisa,
step out of the novel to discuss how one can guarantee a
Succulently Moist Turkey
on Thanksgiving!
“I
can't believe you actually cooked for your family on Thanksgiving!”
Lisa squeals. “You are seriously the bravest person I know. Jumping
out of planes is nothing compared to this!”
Jack
laughs. “Lisa, it wasn't a big deal.”
“WHAT?!”
Lisa demands. “Of course
it's a big deal! Do you realize that if the turkey had come out DRY
everyone in your family would be talking about it for the next FORTY
YEARS? 'Oh, no. We have to go to great-great grandpa Jack's? Isn't he
the one who made the dry turkey that one time?'”
“Lisa,
I've cooked a turkey before. I just always cook it upside down. That
way it never comes out dry. All the juices from the dark meat seep
down into the white meat, and the whole thing comes out moist and
succulent and delicious.” He kisses her on the nose. “Thus I am
saved from family banishment.”
Lisa
pushes him back, holding him at arm's length. “Wait. What? What do
you mean you cook it upside down?”
Jack
shrugs. “Just cook a turkey like you normally would, but put the
turkey in the roasting pan breast side down. The whole thing cooks up
so moist that when it's done, the leg bones just slide right out.”
“So...no
drumsticks?”
“Right,”
Jack confirms. “No drumsticks, because the meat is so moist they
just fall apart.”
“Okay...”
Lisa says, trying to wrap her head around the idea. “But if you
cook it upside down then there's also no golden turkey glistening on
the platter just waiting to be carved.”
“True,”
Jack concedes. “If marching into the dining room carrying an
amazing looking turkey on a platter is paramount to you, you will be
disappointed. But, if you are up for carving the turkey in the
kitchen and marching out with a platter of delectable turkey meat,
then cook the bird upside down.”
Suddenly
Lisa's eyes widen. “Oh no! What about the crisp, delicious turkey
skin?”
“Relax,”
Jack says, reaching out to touch a wayward lock of her hair. “It's
still there, just not as much of the crispy stuff.”
Lisa
eyes him suspiciously. “What about stuffing?”
“You
can totally stuff the turkey. Hold the bird straight up as you stuff
it. When you lay it in the pan breast side down, some stuffing will
tumble out, which will turn out to be the crunchier stuffing. Or, you
can use the skin flaps and tie it off or sew it up so some of the
stuffing doesn't dribble out. Either way, when the turkey is done
cooking, the stuffing in the bird will be there, also moist and
delicious.”
Lisa
shakes her head. “It can't be that easy to guarantee a moist turkey
every time. You just cook it upside down? It can't be that easy.”
Jack
smiles. “Most things are a lot easier when you stop worrying what
your family will think of you and just look at things from a
different perspective. In this case, upside down.”
Happy Holidays, Everyone!
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